Rigmaiden Reserve Store

Pre-Launch Collector's Edition

Welcome to Rigmaiden Reserve - where hot sauce meets lifestyle. We're not just crafting artisan heat, we're building a movement. From our exclusive Pre-Launch Collector's Edition tiers to limited-run merchandise, every piece tells a story. Join our community of flavor enthusiasts and style connoisseurs who know that life's too short for ordinary.

🔥 Limited Pre-Launch Collection - Ending August 31st 🔥

Pre-Launch Collection

Exclusive collector's items for early supporters. Limited quantities, premium experiences, and first access to the Rigmaiden Reserve universe.

First 50 🌶️

Sampler Pack

$54.95

Your first taste of the Scoville Chronicles

  • 4 x 100mL signature sauces
  • Yellow Brick Gold mystery bottle (first 50 guaranteed)
  • Golden ticket surprise in 5 random boxes
  • Custom collector packaging
Ignite Your Journey
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Spicy Supporter

$94.95

Sauce and style to match your fire

  • All Sampler Pack rewards
  • Rigmaiden Reserve merch: T-shirt or hat
  • Additional 2oz travel samples
  • Option for early merch delivery
Join the Flame
Limited 100

Scoville Select Edition

$249

Taste the future. Wear the flame.

  • All Spicy Supporter rewards
  • 3-pack unreleased sauces (6+ months early)
  • Collector's presentation box
  • Embroidered windbreaker + full merch set
Ascend to Elite
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Founding Tasters Guild

$499

Join the flavor council. Shape what's next.

  • All Spicy Supporter rewards
  • 8 exclusive 2oz tasters over 12 months
  • Private Discord access + flavor input
  • Website recognition as Founding Taster
Enter the Guild
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Personal Flame Edition

$999

A luxury keepsake, built around your flavor

  • Two custom 375mL bottles with personalized labels
  • Luxury foil-stamped, cloth-lined collector's box
  • Signed & numbered letterpress certificate
  • Personal thank-you note from founder
Craft Your Legacy
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Flavor Test Pilot

$2,499

Test your flavor idea. Bring it to the bottle.

  • Collaborate to create a custom hot sauce
  • Up to 2 flavor adjustment rounds
  • 48-bottle pilot run (5oz) for private use
  • Test Pilot badge and website recognition
Begin Experiment
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Flavor Legacy Pro

$4,999

Launch your flavor as a branded collaboration.

  • Everything in Flavor Test Pilot tier
  • 48 bottles (5oz) for promo or resale
  • Limited-edition public collab in our store
  • 10% net profit royalty on all public sales
Launch Into Orbit
Only 3 🔱

SCORCH - Heathead Initiation

$9,999

Create a canon character. Immortalize your legacy.

  • Everything in Flavor Legacy Pro tier
  • Collaborate to create canonical character
  • Character appears in future animations
  • 15% royalty on character merchandise
Ascend to Godhood

Merchandise & Extras

Complete your Rigmaiden Reserve experience with branded merchandise and accessories.

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Hats

Premium headwear featuring exclusive Rigmaiden Reserve designs and embroidery.

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Golf Polos

Performance golf polos that bring the heat to the green with style and comfort.

Shop Golf Polos →
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Shirts

T-shirts and casual wear featuring bold Rigmaiden Reserve graphics and designs.

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Windbreakers

Premium embroidered windbreakers for those who brave any weather for flavor.

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Socks & Accessories

Complete your collection with premium socks and other branded accessories.

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Cherry Bomber Crypto Dick Butt Unisex windbreaker

$100.00
Whether you’re hiking, camping, or just running errands, this casual, sporty windbreaker’s got you covered. It’s very lightweight, durable, and water-repellent. This unisex windbreaker has a zipped closure and elasticated cuffs for a snug fit and comfortable wear. It also has two zipped pockets to store your essentials while on the move. This classic windbreaker will keep you both fashionable and protected on all your adventures.

• 100% polyamide
• Fabric weight: 7.13 oz./yd.² (202 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Hood with a drawstring, zipped closure, elastic cuffs and hem
• 2 zipped pockets
• This product’s fabric is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and phthalates, lead, cadmium, and formaldehyde requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Whether you’re hiking, camping, or just running errands, this casual, sporty windbreaker’s got you covered. It’s very lightweight, durable, and water-repellent. This unisex windbreaker has a zipped closure and elasticated cuffs for a snug fit and comfortable wear. It also has two zipped pockets to store your essentials while on the move. This classic windbreaker will keep you both fashionable and protected on all your adventures.

• 100% polyamide
• Fabric weight: 7.13 oz./yd.² (202 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Hood with a drawstring, zipped closure, elastic cuffs and hem
• 2 zipped pockets
• This product’s fabric is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and phthalates, lead, cadmium, and formaldehyde requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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